Gilbert and His Wax Self | D.C. Sports Bog
I bet you can't tell which one is doing nothing to help his team this season:



Wired Up: Fred Smoot | The Cooley Zone
Anytime Smoot speaks, you should be listening.

Rugby Fights Better Than Hockey Fights | With Leather
The last time I saw a knot that big, it was on Hasim Rahman's head.

Baseball Adds Postseason Weather Rule | Mouthpiece Sports
Bud Selig enacts new rule to save himself from looking stupid should another downpour occur in October.

Falling down, Crosby scores one for the highlight reel | Puck Daddy
We've now met our monthly quota of linking to something NHL related that doesn't involve a fight.

Fresno State frosh Paul George is dunktacular | The Dagger
Thank goodness for the internet, otherwise the 50 or so people who attended this game would've been the only ones to ever see this:

Yinz Ready for Some Stillers Football? | Who Dey Revolution
There are no winners in a war between FIFOs and Yinzers.

Nantz: Packer Should Have Been In Hall Before Vitale | FirstCuts
My three least favorite basketball announcers all mentioned in the same headline.

Nuggets Cheerleader Makes Announcers Go Speechless | Fan IQ
I don't understand why a Coors Light ad would make the announcers go mute.

'I Smell Varmint' | With Leather
Groundskeeper at a golf course is arrested for killing a skunk with a club. The Caddyshack references are unavoidable.

MMA Legend Chokes Me Unconscious | Hard for the Yard
This is the type of hard-hitting journalism that the mainstream media will someday come to respect. CHOKED. OUT. BRO!:

Who is Philly's Biggest Rival? | The 700 Level
Answer: everyone. 

What a Pansy | With Leather
Andrew Golota, a name I haven't heard in a decade, shows what it looks like when you tear tendons in your arm.

Hansbrough and Patterson are rocking hottest fashions | The Dagger
"He looks like a pit boss from a Biloxi casino."

Comments | The Cooley Zone
Tanner Cooley thinks you mean, anonymous commenters need to leave his brother Chris alone. To which I'd respond: Then perhaps you two shouldn't have a public forum for fans to voice their opinions about you.

INTERVIEW: Erin Andrews Talks Video Games ... | FirstCuts
Erin "Page Views" Andrews talks with our colleague Chris Littmann about extremely sexy stuff such as video games and being a tomboy.



Terrapin Fans Abandon Field Storming Etiquette | Stet Sports
Apparently, there rules with regards to storming the field.

Cincinnati players broke the Keg of Nails | Card Chronicle
The Keg is not broken, it is "in disrepair." There is a difference, I'm just not sure what it is.

MMA Has Hit High School | Mouthpiece Sports
Whatever keeps the kids away from them dang video games and internets.

JMU Is Ranked Higher Than West Virginia | Mr. Irrelevant
Sagarin best hope WVU fans don't find out where he lives. They are not a reasonable bunch.

Obama To 'Throw His Weight Around' ... | Awful Announcing
Based on his wife's reaction, this college football playoff thing is probably something Barack talks about way too much: