A Soccer Fight Like No Other ... | Joe Sports Fan
Four cops beating up one guy equals really tough officers. Angry mob of hundreds beating up four cops equals run for the hills:

Reebok Politely Asks Rookie For $11,000 | FirstCuts
Multi-million dollar company wants rookie Keith Rivers to hand over thousands to change his number from 58 to 55. 

Other crap they found in the Wrigley ivy | The Sports Hernia
Finally, we know where Jay Mariotti has been hanging out since he quit the paper biz.

Hey Oklahoma, You Suck | With Leather
Something tells me all of Ufford's hopes and dreams for OKC will come true. 

Stephen A. Addresses ... Black Nerds | Can't Stop the Bleeding
The reason most black people don't play fantasy football: They aren't nerds.