Road to Game Day: Tough Tickets in Norman
We’re here in Norman, ready for our biggest game of the year so far when Texas Tech takes on Oklahoma tomorrow. There hasn’t been a harder ticket for us to get. We have zero connections in Lubbock and zero connections in Norman, and thankfully we haven’t had to spend much on tickets the last three weeks, because the prices for this game are insane. Who says we’re in a recession? But on the 15th eBay auction we bid on, we finally won tickets. It only cost us a kidney, two bags of plasma, and a few hundred bucks to get them. (Every other donor joke I came up with either made us look really bad or would’ve gotten edited anyway.) Sprinkle in the added degree of difficulty that the internet at this mediocre Days Inn we are staying at created, and I feel like I’m Glass Joe fighting Iron Mike Tyson in the first two minutes of Punchout. Just one slip and I’m down and out.
Is there anything that makes you feel like a loser more than winning an eBay auction? Holding my laptop in the air, thinking that it might help get the wireless signal better than it was two feet lower on the motel desk, and counting the seconds down as my top bid is holding on by a measly four dollars. After many near misses, Phil wasn’t even humoring me by counting along, as he just got called up to the first line on NHL ’09 for XBox 360, and he had his +/- rating to worry about. Needless to say, there isn’t a whole lot going on in this town.





Last night, Texas Tech beat geographically confused East Central Oklahoma 167-115. That’s 282 total points in the normal 40 minutes of regulation. The 167 Texas Tech scored is one point less than the total of their first two games combined. The Red Raiders’ entire starting five scored in double-digits, along with five of their bench players. But here’s the best stat of the night: Between the two teams, a field goal was attempted every 5.175 seconds. Pat Knight is clearly taking Mike D’Antoni’s seven seconds or less philosophy to new heights.